If Only...

- we had the guts to feel this way.

- October never ended.

- Spanish boys weren't so ugly.

- the bathrooms weren't miles away.

- filmjolk didn't cost a fortune.

- Dee's sheets weren't ripped.

- the ceiling wasn't falling down.

- the models weren't all in Paris.

- the dishes would clean themselves.

- money could be caught in fisher's nets.

- Razzmatazz was free.

- the sweet Swedes wouldn't leave.

- Bikini was closer.

- Jorgen came sooner.

- the crossword puzzles were never ending.

- Krister 'Mossan' Hermadsson didn't have to leave.

- all prescious moments were caught on tape.

- every goddamn olive didn't have anchovise in it.

- the ground stopped hurting us.

- the thieves left us alone.

- the stupid water could keep out of our boat.

- you could live off of love.

- we never had to hear Spanish again.

- crackers came in smaller packages.

- Anja hadn't turned deaf.

- Mr. A-Z could stop by & share some rhymes.

- the Skater Boys hadn't such a head start.

- the telephone booths stopped eating all our coins.

- everyday was a feast.

- wine came out of nearby taps.

- the water didn't taste like plastic toys.

- we had an atlas.

- you could trust the sea not to swallow pretty much everything we hold dear (Read; Shoe, towel, Doritos, underpants, leggings.)

- killing a fish wasn't so disgusting.

- the perfect man didn't live in Orange County. (... & was fictitious.)

- the Brits didn't keep on leaving us behind.

- someone could tell Jonte to stop drinking.

- the 2nd bathroom didn't smell like swamp.

- we knew one city in Ethiopia.



... we'd probably stay here forevah.