Plant Eating Tuesday Fighter (It's pancake time!)

This day did not start out the way Tuesdays are supposed to. Tuesdays have for years now been my friends & allies in the fight against the weekdays. They're cool, they're chill, their perfect distance to any weekend justifying your laziness. This week isn't over in awhile. I started it yesterday, I'll finish it tomorrow. Ah -glorious Tuesday!

Not this one though. I was so tired this morning I thought I'd gone blind. The day then proceeded with me burning myself on everything I toughed / saw / came close to / even thought of. I now carry marks from:

Coffee (on tongue)

Frying pan

Mini-burner (melting plastic string)

Melted plastic (see previous

Quorn Ball

It's not fair, & it hurts. Anyways, I decided not to let this Tuesday get away with it. Finally got off work, & simply decided to find some things that make me happy.

Here they are:

Some Jan Stenmark illustrations.

Johnny Depp & a duck (again.)

Veggie buttons from Cut + Paste.

Sidecar - Plaza Real 7 - Barcelona.

The best trees in the world. (From Michigan travels.)

That this is getting closer every day.

That this is getting even closer.

Kate Neckel's illustrations: http://kateneckel.blogspot.com/

Pretty flyers. (This one from Copenhagen.)

Intoxicated lovers.

Oh, &I found a list of Swedish swearing that Megan sent me awhile ago, I had forgotten just how funny it actually is. A few teasers:

Gå och dö! - Go and die!

Den fete jäveln slog mig - The fat son-of-a-bitch hit me

Ditt jävla ägg - You fucking egg (stupid fuck)

Förbannade hönsjärna! - Damn chickenbrain!

Din lilla äckliga räka - You little disgusting shrimp.

Kratta - Rake

Jävla tolle - Fucking turd (mostly used in the south of Sweden)

Gå och lägg dig i ett hål och dö - Go and lie in hole and die.

Titta, en örn med liten snopp! - I will bash your head into a wall!

I'm sorry, but you just have to admire this persons vocabulary, English skills, Swedish skills, & excessive amount of spare time. I don't know if the fact that he calls people shrimp, or the way he spells 'hjärna' makes him cooler. Any wich way, he's one cool dude. (I don't know why I assume this to be the work of a man. It might be the continuus referring to penises in other phrases, that I decided to save your sensitive eyes from.)

& finally I'm gonna go make some pancakes for dinner now, listening to 'Town Called Malice' with T-Rex on repeat . Hah - take that, stupid Tuesday! Not so boring anymore, are we?!

In other words: I win.

Peace.